Recently my brother sent me a link to a funny site they have up profiling the spoof Goulet’s Snooze Bar, “the perfect afternoon snack to put you to sleep at work”. I think these guys have been listening to Seth Godin, the marketing guru whose mantra is basically “if you’re not doing something totally ridiculous and off the wall, no one is going to notice you”. Their efforts are working too, because here I am, writing on my blog about an Emerald Nuts ad.

Planters: if you’re out there and listening, you’re going to have to get Wayne Newton to become your fake spokesperson and really rip on him hard to become my favorite nut company now.